Okay so I took a look at my life today and this is what I swa....
(And I wrote that last word the right way okay.)
I was seriously contemplating this and then decided to laugh at myself for the humor in it and take some pictures.
Our alarm in our room didn't go off this morning.
Sassy's did though and I heard it thank goodness.
Today is also picture day at school. I couldn't find both the forms that I needed to fill out so I hand wrote one. I don't know if they'll take it, but compromise is my middle name. My boy wants to wear a dumpy t-shirt for school pictures that I insist won't do. So we fight for 15 minutes on what he is going to wear and I leave him with four options to decide from.
(I hate school pictures any ways. Somehow my kids always do the weirdest things in their school pictures and I wonder what the hell the photographer is thinking when they took the shot.
I only buy the class pictures now.)
Hubs asked me to iron a shirt for him. I take it downstairs turn the iron on and start to iron and notice a huge circle of grease down in the corner of one side..... OH CRAP! I missed it in the wash. I have to tell hubs that I have ruined yet another shirt......
I have a pile of clean laundry on the couch with 2 pillows that have just been laundered too. The pillows only took four times being dried because I didn't have a tennis ball or clean shoe in sight to dry them with.
I have a box of lego's on the floor that seem to magically appear when they have all ready been picked up the night before and day before at least 10 times. I step on a lego and proceed to say:
"DAMN YOU SCUBA STEVE" (Big Daddy Quote.)
I look over to see my half vacuumed floor with the vacuum left in the spot where I had to run and answer the door from last night.
I opened the fridge to see a bottle of CARMEL spilled all over the section of the fridge it was in. How did that happen? Why am I the only one who will decide that it's not okay to stay there and clean it up.
I wonder to myself if I will live to see another tomorrow?????
I AM ALSO WONDERING IF MY FAMILY, GOD AND MY FRIENDS HONESTLY THINK I CAN GO ON DOING THIS? THE ANSWER I'VE COME UP WITH IS YUP!!!! THEY'VE ALL DONE IT OR ARE DOING IT. IF THEY HAVEN'T WELL SHUCKS MY LIFE CAN BE THEIR LAUGH FOR TODAY.
(And I wrote that last word the right way okay.)
I was seriously contemplating this and then decided to laugh at myself for the humor in it and take some pictures.
Our alarm in our room didn't go off this morning.
Sassy's did though and I heard it thank goodness.
Today is also picture day at school. I couldn't find both the forms that I needed to fill out so I hand wrote one. I don't know if they'll take it, but compromise is my middle name. My boy wants to wear a dumpy t-shirt for school pictures that I insist won't do. So we fight for 15 minutes on what he is going to wear and I leave him with four options to decide from.
(I hate school pictures any ways. Somehow my kids always do the weirdest things in their school pictures and I wonder what the hell the photographer is thinking when they took the shot.
I only buy the class pictures now.)
Hubs asked me to iron a shirt for him. I take it downstairs turn the iron on and start to iron and notice a huge circle of grease down in the corner of one side..... OH CRAP! I missed it in the wash. I have to tell hubs that I have ruined yet another shirt......
I have a pile of clean laundry on the couch with 2 pillows that have just been laundered too. The pillows only took four times being dried because I didn't have a tennis ball or clean shoe in sight to dry them with.
I have a box of lego's on the floor that seem to magically appear when they have all ready been picked up the night before and day before at least 10 times. I step on a lego and proceed to say:
"DAMN YOU SCUBA STEVE" (Big Daddy Quote.)
I look over to see my half vacuumed floor with the vacuum left in the spot where I had to run and answer the door from last night.
I opened the fridge to see a bottle of CARMEL spilled all over the section of the fridge it was in. How did that happen? Why am I the only one who will decide that it's not okay to stay there and clean it up.
I wonder to myself if I will live to see another tomorrow?????
I AM ALSO WONDERING IF MY FAMILY, GOD AND MY FRIENDS HONESTLY THINK I CAN GO ON DOING THIS? THE ANSWER I'VE COME UP WITH IS YUP!!!! THEY'VE ALL DONE IT OR ARE DOING IT. IF THEY HAVEN'T WELL SHUCKS MY LIFE CAN BE THEIR LAUGH FOR TODAY.
1 comments:
sounds like you need a vacation
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