So I rarely watch the news.... Okay like never!!! ( The news rarely has positive things so I avoid it like the plague.) Last week while Hubs was out of town I was watching the news for only one reason. I was scared to death because I was alone and thought the noise would help distract my thoughts and this is the story that I had the unfortunate privilage of watching....
A woman stole 2 bracelet's from a local pawn shop.( Which they showed the location and name of I'll just rhyme the name... ry and bikes. I don't wanna get in trouble) She was caught on tape swallowing them. The news anchor then proceeds to say that she was arrested and the bracelets were retrieved, cleaned and put back up for SALE! So I was laying there thinking what the H*** did that guy just say. Who would buy the bracelet's now that they just advertised where they retrieved them from. I don't think a soul on this green earth would buy them. I retraced the story in my head and then I almost threw up!!! So this is the FiLtH that is on the news now. (No pun intended.) I don't think that story was newsworthy at all and I certainly won't watch the news for a long, long, long, long, long time to come. But then I started to laugh Hysterically about it because I kept thinking of the news anchor trying their darndest to keep a straight face and not to bust a gut laughing out loud trying to tell this monstrosity.
A woman stole 2 bracelet's from a local pawn shop.( Which they showed the location and name of I'll just rhyme the name... ry and bikes. I don't wanna get in trouble) She was caught on tape swallowing them. The news anchor then proceeds to say that she was arrested and the bracelets were retrieved, cleaned and put back up for SALE! So I was laying there thinking what the H*** did that guy just say. Who would buy the bracelet's now that they just advertised where they retrieved them from. I don't think a soul on this green earth would buy them. I retraced the story in my head and then I almost threw up!!! So this is the FiLtH that is on the news now. (No pun intended.) I don't think that story was newsworthy at all and I certainly won't watch the news for a long, long, long, long, long time to come. But then I started to laugh Hysterically about it because I kept thinking of the news anchor trying their darndest to keep a straight face and not to bust a gut laughing out loud trying to tell this monstrosity.
2 comments:
Wow that is quite the story. I don't really like to watch the news either, it is to depressing. Or that story is to unreal:)
Sick! I rarely watch the news either. That is just about the craziest story. Another good reason not to buy items from "ry and bikes." :)
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